It’s like the people who believe they’ll be happy if they go and live somewhere else, but who learn it doesn’t work that way. Wherever you go, you take yourself with you.
Neil Gaiman, The Graveyard Book (via larmoyante)
2 hours ago on 23 April 2014 @ 11:33am + 254,133 notes
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officialcrow:

baylorbeats:

skrippers:

bigeisamazing:

regalasfuck:

truest shit ive ever read

bullshit. cheaters don’t strive for A’s. they strive for C’s. getting A’s make shit look to obvious especially when you ain’t doing the bare minimum in class

I went for A’s when I cheated.

who wants to cheat for a c? if you gon cheat, cheat big

"lemme rob this bank for 3 grand…. dont wanna make it….obvious"

2 hours ago on 23 April 2014 @ 11:31am + 151,577 notes
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ezios-fine-ass:

heyfatchick:

someday-youwillfindme:

Rae: “I just can’t eat in front of people.”

Stacey: “Why not?”

Rae: “Well, because, if I eat unhealthy food, then people will think ‘Oh, look at that fat cow. No wonder she got to that size,’ and if I eat healthy food, then they think ‘Well, who’re you trying to kid, love? You didn’t get to that size by eating salads.’”

The fat experience in a nutshell. Bloody hell, My Mad Fat Diary is brilliant.

The last time I went through feeling like that would have been a couple years ago in my first college year….. it sucked….

2 hours ago on 23 April 2014 @ 11:28am + 602,324 notes
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2 hours ago on 23 April 2014 @ 11:27am + 93,760 notes
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thesickestjokes:

People will stop showing you pictures of their kids if you whisper “oh fuck yea” under your breath when you look at their photos.

11 hours ago on 23 April 2014 @ 2:13am + 161,465 notes
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ballpm:

i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet

11 hours ago on 23 April 2014 @ 2:12am + 112,638 notes
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15 hours ago on 22 April 2014 @ 10:34pm + 97,825 notes
via voguedopevodka (originally larmoyante)
How do you get so empty? Who takes it out of you?
Ray Bradbury Fahrenheit 451  (via loav)
15 hours ago on 22 April 2014 @ 10:34pm + 16,554 notes
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ruinedchildhood:

josh peck is literally my favorite person

15 hours ago on 22 April 2014 @ 10:21pm + 228,311 notes
via emotionalpond (originally perchu)

perchu:

im alive but only ironically

15 hours ago on 22 April 2014 @ 10:19pm + 1,221 notes
via brassparker (originally vinebox)

vinebox:

There’s always that one person that do too much in the choir 

15 hours ago on 22 April 2014 @ 9:59pm + 3,564 notes
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15 hours ago on 22 April 2014 @ 9:59pm + 72,477 notes
via mayitadoll (originally stacksbreadup)

lordflacko91:

Lmao “is this your way of breaking up with me”

16 hours ago on 22 April 2014 @ 9:05pm + 64,058 notes
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basedgosh:

basedgosh:

note to self: “love yourself” does not mean spend $40 on chinese food when you’re broke

who am i kidding yes it does. never listen to me